This is why @aaZelda is #MEATClown Approved!
Hello into your skin! Deep into your eperdimis. Hurting you! HELLO!
Today, it is Thursday. I have just watched an episode of the English apprentice, starring the extremely wrinkled Alan Sugar. I want to fill his wrinkles with gravy, hot steaming lump-free, gravy. I yearn to see his wrinkles blister, turn those pensioner-wrinkles into youth mounds.
Just a warning, but I may be out of action on absurdagonies.com, for another week or two due to Zelda’s Absurd Agonies but rest assured I will be back bigger and better than ever. With this warning in mind you may relax knowing that I have not been terrifically killed by woodlice, nor have I been abducted by the korean UFO that is all over the internet right now but is obviously just a couple of Oriental folk having a damn good laugh at the ‘believers’ expense. Idiots.
Now, feast your delightful peepers (or peep-ara-doos) on the…
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