It’s been a strange week here at TheStrangerPage.com. As you may or may not know, our spokesperson El Bombastico was challenged by one O.S. D’Vil. El Bombastico flew into a rage, announcing that D’Vil was going to “feel (his) wrath” the following Monday at The Airliner Club. Unfortunately he was nowhere to be found.
A manhunt was organized in the hilly area behind El Bombastico’s home and after two days, he was discovered in an abandoned bus, covered in insect bites and speaking Spanglish and gibberish. TheStrangerPage’s very own team of medical advisors and speech therapists we able to make out little bit of the story. El Bombastico claims to have been abducted by aliens and targeted specifically for his brute strength and wrestling abilities.
Rumor has it however, that El Bombastico was simply scared of O.S. D’Vil. Sources say he was seen just hours before the Airliner show with modern prophet El Indio Amazonico. After what will hopefully be a quick recovery, we’ll have a sit down interview with “El Bo” himself to find out just what happened that fateful night. (And find out if we need to fire him.)
In other news, we’ll have another couple of shows coming up soon. One scheduled for Oct. 1 and one for Oct. 4. The details will be released within a week. As usual, call our hotline 213-537-UGLY (8459)